Thursday, August 21, 2008

weird jokes!

right guys if you need a little pick up then these jokes are just weir enough to do that!
hope you enjoy them!

a little boy needed to go to the tolient so he askedhis teacher but his teacher said he had to say his ABCs before he could go to the bathroom so he said... "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" then his teacher asked him where was hisP and he said " down my leg miss"!

hope you liked it

rai!

Friday, August 15, 2008

a pat on the head

ok guys here are some jokes that i hope you will enjoy and there all about poo! yeah!


what do you get for sitting under a cow
a pat on the head, get it pat?

why did tiger look down the tolient?
to find pooh!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

three men jokes

ok guys now i have some three men jokes for you
hopeyou enjoy them as much as i do.

there was an english man an irish man and a scottish man
and there jeep broke down in the middle of a dessert
they all decided that they should take on thing each from the
jeep and carry it with them. so the english man toke some food,
the scottish man toke a water bottle and the irish man toke the
door off the jeep and carried it with him.
after walking miles the three men finally came across a man
traveling with three extra camels, they told the man the there
story and the man agreed to give them his extra three, on one
condition they had to tell him why they had taken what they had.
so the english man said he had taken the food cause he might have gotten
hungry walking in the dessert the scottish man said he had taken the water
cause he might have got thirsty walking in the dessert and the irish man
said he had taken the door so that if it got hot he could wind down the window!

hoped you enjoyed it

thanks rachel!

sorry guys

i am so sorry guys that the last post did not have 4 jokes in it hope you will forgive me for this terrible crime i have done sorry rachel

the first 4 jokes!

well guys here are the first 4 jokes i hope you enjoy them!

should i tell you the joke about the dessert first
oh na it might be to dry, get it dry!

what did the call the pig that did karate?
pork chop, get it pork chop!

why did the toliet paper roll down the hill?
cause it wanted to get to the bottom get it, get to the bottom!
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